And Almighty God did gather His flock of souls before him, and said unto them:

‘Behold Me, beloved children! The Test of Mundane Life you did pass with flying colours. Heaven is your eternal home and reward. Congrats.

Now, with Massive Fanfare, bring forth the Holy Scripture. And from the Most Sacred Book, sing unto eternity Great Hymns in praise of Me. If thine voice does tarry and creak in this task, hold fast with infinite reserve. Love Me with your heart of hearts. I command thee.

The Party begins. It is a Party you cannot leave. A Party with no end. Lo, I am Heaven.’

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